How to cultivate a zit?

[emilbus20]

So im in the shower the other day and i say to myself, " I wonder if I could cultivate a giant zit!!"  Ha i know sounds gross right. Im curious if you were to find a nice big open  pore and just start rubbing it with oil and dirt if you could cultivate a nice volcano. I know , I know why would you do that. The answer is, for some good video of course.  Anyone ever try this?

[cannibalzit]

Ummm hahaha. I don't know how healthy that could be for ya.  Maybe just like you said, dirt and oil and don't wash that area of skin for a few weeks and you'd probably get some nasty results!

[emilbus20]

hehe yah.  Groom it everyday lol till its ready to blow!!!!

[zitty24]

Yeah I would love to see like a day by day journey. My zit from birth!! haha then blam its popped!!

[emilbus20]

man i got one on the side of my temple brewing. I want to sneak into the bathrooma nd get at it!! I think im gonna wait till tonight and get the camera!!! hehe.

[jasonskyle]

man i got one on the side of my temple brewing. I want to sneak into the bathrooma nd get at it!! I think im gonna wait till tonight and get the camera!!! hehe.

Make it a video camera if you can! and be sure to give us a look at the contents too.

the best way to cultivate a zit/boil involves 5 steps. 1 contaminate, 2 block up, 3 induce swelling, 4 protection, and 5, Documentation.
Ist step is to first rub your hands all over your face and especially over any acne you already have, plus all through and over your nose to load it up with staph bacteria, then heat up the target area with a hair drier or warm compress to open the pores, and rub it with your hands for a good ten minutes. Now you're ready for the oil and dirt.
2nd step: cut off a slice of butter and drop it on a plate. heat it in the microwave until its all liquid, then go outside. Rubyour fingers in some dirt, the dry speckly kind, and then dip them in the butter. rub the target area for another 10 minutes, gently massaging it. pour some dust/dirt into the butter and mix it around, then apply it to the target area (should be about a nickel sized). Cover this with a large band aid, or hey some duct tape will work too.
3rd step: Now you need to "feed it". Wait one day with the butterdirt bandage on (sleep on it, too), then begin a campaign of rigorous exercise. just try to limit use of the target area... if its on your chest, stick to bike riding instead of jumping jacks. If its on your upper arm, use jump rope instead of push ups. If in your armpit, go running and keep your arms still. But whatever you do, you must make yourself sweat, sweat, sweat!!! If you have DDR this can be quite useful. Also, wear lots of polyester clothes and a hat whenever you can.
4th step: Now, its important that you keep up your hygiene habbits... EXCEPT for where you're going to grow that special crop! Do wash regularly, but keep a bandage, plus gauze with a hole in the middle, on the area at all times. Do not let soap and water touch the area! And don't bump it on anything, either. You will need to let the growth breathe about half the time, but that doesn't mean you should go around with it unprotected. Keep a gauze/moleskin and bandaid/ductape cover on it anytime you plan for vigorous activity.
5th step: Video you or someone poppin that motherfucker! But DO IT RIGHT. Here's a guide:
DO make sure there's proper lighting; the light should be clear, steady, and produce contrast so that we can see whats happenning. Look in the viewfinder to test this, the light shouldn't be too bright or too dim.
DO keep the camera still. Please please PLEASE use a tripod if you have one, and if you don't then put it on some kind of platform and aim it so that its stationary. If you want to get a different view fine pick it up, but keep it still for the other view and then put it back.
DO move slowly when you're presenting what came out, or getting another view of the zit. The autofocus needs time to adjust.
DO NOT wipe away the pus Dammit, we want to see that stuff! Let us have a good look first, then use an index card to scrape it away. Keep gathering it on the same card so we can see the just how much came out, total!
DO NOT stop taping when it looks like there's nothing left inside or it looks popped. use a ruler to give us a before and after measurement of the size, and see what happens when you add some hydrogen peroxide. Then, examine what came out, poke it with a toothpick and get multiple views.
DO try to pop face zits onto some clear surface, like a mirror. This gives us (and you) a better idea of how much came out
DO NOT handle any food after popping a zit!!! You just got superconcentrated Staphyloccocus aureas all over your hands! If that stuff gets into food, it can seriously fuck up whoever eats it. Staph only needs 3 hours to produce enough metabolic toxins (toxins that won't disappear when the food is cooked, btw) to give 30 people food poisoning. So,
DO wash your hands when you're finally through.


and that's how you grow a zit/boil.

[emilbus20]

Hahah thats awesome. Did you come up with that by yourself. Lots of care went into that!! Awesome!!!

[jasonskyle]

Why yes I did. I'm an old skin lesion enthusiast and I know a thing or two about acne, cysts, papules, boils, furuncles, botflies, Staph aureas, and the tissue layers they like to inhabit. I should, I have a degree in Biology! But also I just love this shit. I love anything where a putrid, lifeless or unnecessary occupant of the body is removed, it is a beautiful thing.
Why does it feel good when an elephant steps on your foot? Because it feels so much better when it steps off!
Why does it feel good when you get a sliver? Because it feels so much better when its been pulled out!
Why does it feel good when you discover a 2 inch cyst on your shoulder? Because it feels so much better when its nasty insides have been pushed out of your body and the membrane ripped free with pliers leaving only normal somewhat damaged flesh behind, on its way to going back to normal!

you get the idea.

[emilbus20]

Haha you rock!! Great stuff! Are you enjoying the site. Im on a huge search for never before seen stuff, but it has been hard to find. If i was still in school and in my frat house im sure I could video tape tons of footage. lol.

[jasonskyle]

Haha you rock!! Great stuff! Are you enjoying the site.

you have no idea

Im on a huge search for never before seen stuff, but it has been hard to find.

Ditto, I spend many hours wandering google video, google image, youtube, dogpile and Dermatlas in search of good shots. I have a massive collection of epidermal cyst pictures, I'll put those up soon

If i was still in school and in my frat house im sure I could video tape tons of footage. lol.

I got all excited about that senctence, didn't see the "if" at the front. Damn. Hey, why not head back and make the pledges do it? You might even find a brother or two willing to try and grow some just for the idea of torturing the noobs.
Tell him that if its big enough you can pour beer in and he "can drink with your open wound, how hardcore is that? yeaaagh!"

whatever you do though please remember to use my guide points. I'm actually quite serious about those, its extremely frustrating all the huge popping vids that are ruined by shaky cameras, bad lighting, wiping away the pus/sebum before we can see it, and worst of all stopping the vid halfway through the operation. ARGHHHH fucking amateurs! oh well.

PS I think I may have some new vids for you

[emilbus20]

Haha you rock!! Great stuff! Are you enjoying the site.

you have no idea

Im on a huge search for never before seen stuff, but it has been hard to find.

Ditto, I spend many hours wandering google video, google image, youtube, dogpile and Dermatlas in search of good shots. I have a massive collection of epidermal cyst pictures, I'll put those up soon

If i was still in school and in my frat house im sure I could video tape tons of footage. lol.

I got all excited about that senctence, didn't see the "if" at the front. Damn. Hey, why not head back and make the pledges do it? You might even find a brother or two willing to try and grow some just for the idea of torturing the noobs.
Tell him that if its big enough you can pour beer in and he "can drink with your open wound, how hardcore is that? yeaaagh!"

whatever you do though please remember to use my guide points. I'm actually quite serious about those, its extremely frustrating all the huge popping vids that are ruined by shaky cameras, bad lighting, wiping away the pus/sebum before we can see it, and worst of all stopping the vid halfway through the operation. ARGHHHH fucking amateurs! oh well.

PS I think I may have some new vids for you

Yeah great ideas!! Pour some beer into it haahahah too funnny!! Yeah if ya got content get it up and ill approve ASAP. I gotta go see if the old frat has any pledges hehe! Later man!

[NatesGotZits]

DO NOT handle any food after popping a zit!!! You just got superconcentrated Staphyloccocus aureas all over your hands! If that stuff gets into food, it can seriously fuck up whoever eats it. Staph only needs 3 hours to produce enough metabolic toxins (toxins that won't disappear when the food is cooked, btw) to give 30 people food poisoning. So,

Oh man -- no way!

I used to eat the pus out of my zits, because, what else am I going to do with it? Kind of like boogers. Man this is good to know I was poisoning myself 

[jlcp]

Ewww and double eww to natesgotzits.   

I don't know that I could ever intentionally make my own zits (even though I love popping), but it would be cool to see pictures/day-by-days from someone else. 

[jasonskyle]

DO NOT handle any food after popping a zit!!! You just got superconcentrated Staphyloccocus aureas all over your hands! If that stuff gets into food, it can seriously fuck up whoever eats it. Staph only needs 3 hours to produce enough metabolic toxins (toxins that won't disappear when the food is cooked, btw) to give 30 people food poisoning. So,

Oh man -- no way!

I used to eat the pus out of my zits, because, what else am I going to do with it? Kind of like boogers. Man this is good to know I was poisoning myself 

oh gross... but don't worry, you'd have to eat a lot of sebum before feeling the effects, especially since you've probably built up an immunity by now. the real daner is staph getting into mayonnaise or something and then sowly growing in the fridge for week, or quickly growing at room temperature for hours, toxin building up the whole time.