Diaper Ointment

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That's right, butt cream. Nothing heavy of course, but something containing zinc oxide.

Now there are those spots that this will make angry and you need to know which is which. But for me-ok have you ever got those skinny membrane zits on the nose that almost could be wiped away rather than squeezed? The sort that when they go just leave a bright red pore rather than bleeding?

Well those this is perfect for. Pop it, clean it up, slap on some butt cream and next morning you wouldn't be able to tell it was there.

[emilbus20]

But cream?!! Cmon lol. Ive hear of hemroid cream tightening the skin but who knows.

Actually here is a funny store about diaper cream. I was at my uncles one weekend years ago doing some painting for him. He had two little girls and one was still in diapers.
My grandfather was over this weekend as well. So we are sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast when my grandfather comes down with this funny looking face on.  He says "What the hell kind of toothpaste are you guys using these days, its all greasy!" ...hahah he used the diaper cream which was on the counter, but it comes in a tube that looks just like tooth paste. We were friggin dying laughing!!